Southern Vegan Sunday Dinner

What does a southern vegan eat for Sunday Dinner? Most southern vegans probably suffer from starvation on Sunday, because the deep south lives on fried pig flesh. A vegan down south can easily become an outcast in their own family and end up eating potato chips with mustard alone on the porch while everyone else spends time as a family. Next thing you know they aren't welcome at church anymore so they move to the city to live with candle-making hippies. And who's fault will that be? That doesn't need to happen! Families should not break apart because one person chooses not to eat a corpse. People can live in harmony if they find what makes them the same and not focus on the differences.

Plenty of traditional southern foods are vegan. Everyone can enjoy Sunday Dinner with a few very simple modifications in the preparation. Check out this vegan southern plate.

How could anyone not enjoy this comforting soul food? Even omnivores will gobble this up. And there's not a single drop of blood on this plate! A corpse can be served on the side for those who don't mind the unhealthy side effects.

This delicious home-made vegan southern meal included:

1. vegan cornbread made with just cornmeal, water, onion, salt, baking powder, and a touch of sugar
2. collard greens with olive oil, black pepper, and salt
3. butter beans with a light sprinkle of salt
4. fried okra battered with only cornmeal with a sprinkle of salt
5. oven roasted potato chunks seasoned with olive oil, salt, and rosemary.